So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
can Dora find you a sense of humor
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time
(Source: saraxo.tumblah.com)
blinking is like clapping for your eyes

