no feelings, is the best feeling.

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lusture: lusture: omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:08:28 -0400

lusture:

omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever

im still laughing about this they were so mad omg

romulusthread: stop doing that and do me instead

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:07:51 -0400

romulusthread:

stop doing that and do me instead

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lolsofunny: (lol here!)

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

hugh-swagman: ice tea imported from england life guard imported from spain towels imported from...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:02:21 -0400

hugh-swagman:

ice tea imported from england

life guard imported from spain

towels imported from turkey

and turkey imported from maiaiaiaiaiaine

supermassiveasshole: when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:01:48 -0400

supermassiveasshole:

when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:01:26 -0400

sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

hitlerslover: su-avity: wow wtf! he missed him then he went...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:01:15 -0400

hitlerslover:

su-avity:

wow wtf! he missed him then he went back for more!

AND the people in the back didn’t even move to help him…

Does it say something about me that I have been laughing hysterically for 2 minutes

these-times-will-pass: Love quotes? you will love this blog!

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:59:31 -0400

these-times-will-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog!

chloweafterdark: casualcynic: So my mom and I have been...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:59:24 -0400

chloweafterdark:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

He forgot the forty two cents though

methlabrador: when people say “i dont believe in science” what are you even talking about

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:57:36 -0400

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

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sofapizza: pleatedjeans:

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sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:

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zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna...

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:07:54 -0400

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

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